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Top 5 Sitcoms in the History of the Earth

I like sitcoms. I particularly like the sitcoms that make me piss myself laughing, or injure me in some other way as a result of laughing so hard. A recent Facebook experiment yielded the following candidates for the Top 5 Sitcoms in the History of the Earth (4.5 billion years or 6000 years, depending who you ask). Things were getting a bit too big for Facebook, so I moved the sitcom project to my blog.

Sitcom candidates, in no particular order:

  • WKRP in Cincinnati
  • MASH
  • Soap
  • Seinfeld
  • Family Guy (I’m not sure if this is a sitcom)
  • The Simpsons (ditto)
  • The Facts of Life
  • Diff’rent Strokes
  • Three’s Company
  • Grace Under Fire
  • The Cosby Show
  • Gilligan’s Island
  • Mad About You
  • Faulty Towers
  • Mork & Mindy
  • Welcome Back Kotter
  • Barney Miller
  • Married With Children
  • Spaced
  • IT Crowd
  • Bosom Buddies
  • Corner Gas
  • Happy Days
  • Arrested Development
  • All in the Family

My top 5 are as follows:

  1. WKRP…with the greatest moment in television history “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
  2. Three’s Company…I like the episode where Mr. Roper thought Jack was gay
  3. The Simpsons…the show that makes fun of itself making fun of itself
  4. Mad About You…I just really like Helen Hunt
  5. Faulty Towers…injured myself laughing every single episode

Am I right or wrong? Help me pick the real top 5, and please have a good argument as to why your shows should be in the top 5. Please, let’s keep it to sitcoms; I realize The O’Reilly Factor is the one of the most hilarious, whacked out shows on television, completely separated from reality…but it’s not a sitcom.

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The Evolution of My Music

In 1976 my favourite record was the soundtrack to Disney’s “The Jungle Book”. My musical tastes have changed a bit since then.

My first music was material supplied to me by my parents. Disney records (they were vinyl) and Sesame Street sing along albums were what my parents thought I should listen to. I’m pretty sure they didn’t realize their musical selections would influence me later in life. When I wasn’t listening to “The Jungle Book” I had to endure endless hours of ABBA at home and non-stop Elvis on the 8-track whenever we took a car trip.

 The next step in the evolution of my musical tastes was my discovery of radio. Unfortunately for me, the first place I discovered radio was Prince George, BC in the early 80s. Nothing against good ole PG, but the selection of radio stations was quite small, never the less, I was introduced to Genesis, The Police, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis and the News (whoops) and the always fantastic Cyndi Lauper. It doesn’t seem that spectacular, but it was a big jump from “It’s Not Easy Being Green” by Kermit the Frog.

Along with radio, I also discovered the TV shows “Kid Video”, “Video Hits”, and “Good Rockin’ Tonight” (I was never a fan of “4 o’clock Rock”, even back then I knew Mike Sobel was a goofball). Even with all this exposure to new music, I was still listening to music that the major record labels wanted to sell. I saw rigid classifications of music (mostly fabrications of the music industry). I liked rock and pop, I didn’t like country, jazz, classical or folk music. I didn’t even have to listen to music to find out if I liked it or not, it just had to fit into the proper category.

Moving into the nineties and university, I was exposes to live music for the first time in my life. I had never heard live music until university. Going out with friends on the weekend to catch some live music became a fairly regular event. There were always gigs at Dinwoodie’s, People’s Pub, The Sidetrack Café, or The Power Plant. The music I remember was great, but I also remember the bands doing great cover tunes of songs and artists I’d never heard of before. I learned about “musical influences”. During this era in my life, Fishbone, Parliament, Led Zeppelin (they weren’t old enough to be considered classic rock in the eighties so I’d never really heard much about them…please don’t judge me), and guitar wizard Joe Satriani made it onto my regular playlist. Even with my musical tastes expanding, music still fit into strict categories. I still liked rock and pop, and I still disliked country, jazz, classical and folk music.

Near the end of the decade, in the summer of 1998, my musical tastes were forever altered for the better. I met my wife in June of 1998. I was in love (still am) and I was ready to do anything she asked, including accompanying her to the Edmonton Folk Music Festival. I knew I didn’t like folk music though, anything that could be classified as folk music didn’t appeal to me. I didn’t have to listen to it, I just had to know it came from the box labelled “folk”. Still, she really wanted me to go, so I went.

I was amazed.

I expected a bunch of people sitting around listening to “Kumbaya” sung a dozen different times and Joan Baez wannabes boring people to death with melancholy, depressing melodies. I was wrong. When Linda Tillery and the Cultural Heritage Choir perform, you can’t help but get up and dance, and I was no exception. I was totally floored by Billy Bragg and Colin Hay. Although I loved that first festival and was stunned by the great music, I was deeply, deeply troubled. The inflexible compartments that made up my musical world didn’t apply anymore. Rock, pop, classical, jazz, blues, folk were labels created by record companies to make it easier to sell music. When I removed the labels, a whole new musical landscape presented itself to me.

Since 1998, I haven’t missed a single Edmonton Folk Music Festival. Every year I find 2 or 3 or 4 artists that make it onto my regular playlist. Every year, I discover musical styles that don’t fit any classification or categorization.

My wife changed my life. My musical taste was pretty sucky before I met her. There I said it. Let’s move on.

Recently, I was chatting with a friend and the topic of the Folk Festival came up. “I don’t like that type of music” she said. “Folk music isn’t for me”.
“What folk music have you listened to?” I asked.
“I don’t listen to folk music. I just know it’s not my thing”, she replied.
She’s still young, there’s still hope for her.

In the beginning, I listened to Disney soundtracks and Muppet music. Now, with 2 daughters, things have come full circle. In addition to my musical selections, I also listen to “The Lion King” soundtrack and the Backyardigans sing-along DVD frequently.

Hopefully, my daughters don’t have to wait 27 years to develop good taste in music. When asked, my 7 year old said her favourite musicians were (in no particular order) Ani Difranco, The Police and Michael Franti. My 18 month old likes bustin’-a-move to AC/DC and Michael Franti. They aren’t necessarily doomed to repeat my mistakes.

Me at The 2008 Edmonton Folk Music Festival

Me at The 2008 Edmonton Folk Music Festival

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Hybrids are Cool!

Hybrids are the future. Hybrids are cool.

I’m not talking about a Prius. I’m talking about people. I’m a hybrid and I’m cool.

A few months ago, on my way out of the gym, I encountered a “bright white” woman with firery red hair pushing her two children in a stroller. They were quite beautiful and I stopped to compliment her on her children, to which she was thankful. We chatted a bit, and then I politely asked “…if you don’t mind me asking, are they part Asian?” She seemed surprised, but was happy to talk about it. Her children’s father was Chinese. Still very friendly, she asked how I could tell, to which I responded “We can spot each other. My father is Chinese too.” I joked about there being a special club, smiled and gave the kids a wave as I left. There is a special club, and thankfully, that club is getting larger all the time.

I am a hybrid. Hybrids (my term) are exposed to two cultures, from birth. I think knowledge is a good thing, so living with two cultures is better than living with one. I grew up eating congee (rice porridge), going for dim-sum, and eating my Grandma’s roll kuchen (a German donut). I always enjoyed Chinese New Year celebrations and I enjoyed Grandma teaching me “O Christmas Tree” in German. I think hybrids gain a cultural richness that pure-breds lack.

Most importantly, hybrids can assess and criticize their cultures. There are cultures that frown upon inter-racial marriages and relationships (hi Chinese people!). A white person levelling criticism at this “tradition” is an “outsider” who doesn’t understand the culture. A hybrid, can be part of both parents’ cultures or part of none, and because of this, I think they have a right and an obligation to criticize. A hybrid can criticize outdated traditions from either culture. A hybrid isn’t an “outsider”. This can bring about change, albeit slowly. Don’t get me wrong, I’m strongly in favour of preserving traditions, as I think they give us a link to the past, but some traditions are stupid. There is a difference between a tradition and a practice that a culture is too lazy or ashamed to revisit. Some people may comment “Who gets to decide which traditions are stupid then?”, well, I do, it’s my blog.

A challenge to all the hybrids out there: continue to be attractive and efficient, but also work to change your cultures for the better, and share your cultures with others. Do this, and we can make the world a better place.

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My Universal Tent: Marmot’s Halo 6

Marmot’s Halo 6P family tent is the best family tent I’ve ever seen.

 

The Universal Chan and family recently returned from a  camping trip to the west coast (Vancouver Island and Salt Spring Island). We took our new Marmot Halo 6P tent. The Universal Chan and family were very impressed.

During the planning stage of the trip, my wife and I decided against taking our VW camper van (too slow, not good for walk-in sites), and we didn’t want to take any of our other tents (too small, even our 4 person MEC Monadnock, another excellent tent). Staying in a hotel or motel was simply out of the question. The obvious answer was “buy a new tent”, so we did.

After much research (I don’t make enough money to buy stuff that need to be replaced or repaired a few months later) and after watching a few “Curly’s Clips” at Marmot.comwe purchased the Halo 6 from Marmot. The videos really helped out when we had our choices down to 2 or 3 tents, they gave us a good idea of the size of the tent. For people in the Edmonton area, try Coast Mountain Sports if you’re interested in a Marmot tent. The staff at Coast Mountain was helpful and honest, highlighting deficiencies with a higher priced brand name tent while recommending the slightly less expensive Halo 6P.

I purchased the Halo 6P for the family trip to the coast and we were not disappointed. The Halo 6P is easy to pitch. There are 2 main poles plus 2 poles that make up the “halo”. The halo poles serve to create more usable space inside the tent by making the tent walls more or less vertical. The fly creates 2 enormous and equally sized vestibules. We kept 2 folding chairs, a portable barbeque a large Rubbermaid bin and a cooler in one of the vestibules. After the tent was set up we finally realized the size of the Halo 6P: it’s HUGE!  The 10’x10′ interior had enough room for 2 adults and 2 children and all our gear. I realize that only adds up to 4 people in a 6 person tent, but every parent knows children take up far more space than adults. The headroom is also more than ample. I’m 6′ tall and I could jump up and down in the tent without my head touching the ceiling. To recap: it’s HUGE!

It’s the attention to detail that makes the Halo 6P really shine. There are 2 zippered vents in the tent that run the length of the tent about 2′ from the tent floor. The floor level vents were great on warm nights when we needed extra ventilation. There are also vents on the fly. A small plastic “straw” allows the vent to be propped open without allowing rain to get in. The ventilation was superb.

There are also a plethora of pockets in this tent. I counted 14 (and I think I count pretty well). We could have kept most of our gear in the pockets (if we had planned things a bit better).  I cleverly put diapers in every pocket so I’d always have one nearby for changing the baby.

I do have one complaint about the Halo 6P though. The toggle loops used to hold back the fly doors and vents could have been designed a bit better. They are not elastic and a bit difficult to latch into place. With all Marmot’s attention to detail, I was a bit disappointed they didn’t put a bit more thought into the toggles.

Overall, this is a huge tent, easy to set up, with lots of storage space and excellent ventilation. It’s probably the best tent I’ve ever owned. The problem with the toggles is easy to overlook when compared to the outstanding features of this tent.

I highly recommend this tent to any families looking for a good tent. Be aware though, you pay for quality. I paid about $600 CAN for this quality and it was well worth it.

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